On my Xmas list

In the very near future when civilization collapses and I am blogging using sticks and mud, I will be in possesion of this awesome watch. I will be the one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind. When someone asks me what time it is I will reply "Make me your King and I will tell you."

- another in a recent series of short, stupid posts to test the services reporting to Dr. Goldfoot's Bikini Machine. The regular short, stupid posts will resume once I'm sure it is all working.